>its just that i attended my cousins wedding in bangalore. People kept telling about this supposedly cosmopolitan city and i decided that this time around (this is probably my 14th or 15 visit) i will take a tour of the city all by myself to check it out. well , this is what i found out kausik's report.

1. Bangalore is a place where the most desperate people live, they are prehistoric, they dress up in barbaric fashion, only this time around its not leaves but clothes ( read handkerchief)

2. bangalore women have no sense of direction, they directed me half way to chennai, then halfway toward hyberabad, then pune, before out of desperation i bought a city map and drove back to the kalyana mandapam at the city centre.

3. they cannot speak englis. you come across a scantily dressed babe, western, in outlook, you put an accent and ask how to get to majestic, they will say, english gothulla.

4. i speak a little bit of kanada, only two phrases "majestic ella hoganna" kannada shilpa shilpa (sulpa sulpa) gothu", my little bit of kanada is more than their englis.

5. bangalore has n number of major stations and the train always starts late.

6. bangalore cops give receipt f o r being b r i b e d.

7. bangalore drivers are the worst, they drive worse than the drunk auto drivers of chennai.

8. bangalore has the biggest malls and IT parks, none of them have clean restrooms.

9. the hebal flyover was made by a moron, it had used tons and tons of concrete, and all roads look the same. instead of an easy direct flyover, they have built a four way triple clover, double circular flyover, there are 16 outlets from the flyover and only 4 roads to connect to.

10. da vinci code tickets are sold at 250 bucks. Ridiculous.

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