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>Between Arun And Kurian

>It all started with a community called jollu kurian's lollu, created by a arun who got owned by kurian, after the enna da arun chappitya community started by kurian, to unite two souls together. Arun was waiting for an opportunity to pounce on kurian, and the echa kappi matter was his only chance. i was rather hitting hard upon arun on the previous community and i thought that i should make it up to him. i offered to write the description for the community and he accepted. This is what i wrote:
how better can it taste? chicken soup for the soul? nah, this is coffee for laughter...cold coffee at that. Echa cold coffee at that. now those who are regulars to the coffee pubs in town,( who is not , i mean all of us go to one or the other, if not to drink coffee , well at least to ogle over the girls) will start wondering which of the coffee houses serve them. save your brain the trouble, we are here just to tell u where u can get the cold coffee and yup, how to make it a hot affair two. we will in this description introduce to cold coffee and associated Mokkais ( nope not mocha) in the following steps:
teaser campaign:
Introducing to the world, the one and only, job loudmouth. He is crazy, cranky, loves soccer and is a sucKer. launch:
introducing, rahul panIkara ( aka job loudmouth) the biggest sucker of cold coffee. Job loves his coffee especially if it is made of elachi. like all guys job hated the 'la' word, and asked the woman who was with K.D to remove the la, so what did he get to drink? ECHI.
F.A.Q
what is special about yechi coffee?
its all about the pD factor. for those who are not accustomed to this factor scale, use the following conversions. pD=pH [1 - sambhar^cornpuff]/No of Vadais
Why echi coffee?
Simple, that's because, its cold, free and kurian need not pat for the treat.
what are the best places to have yechi delight?
we are working on this, plane yum besant nagar seems to be a good choice, we are trying to find other suitable platforms yechi delight, suggestions are welcome in the forums.
What to have with Yechi Delight?
definitely Job's Mokkai ( Again , not Mocha)
Disclaimers
1. The author disclaims all responsibilities that might arise because of the revelation of the secrets behind Echi Coffee. ;)
2. All names and designations are fictional. Any resemblances to a real life character is purely because of the matching stupidity levels. :P
3. All issues that might arise will be taken up at the [Food] Court in besant nagar.
4. The author cannot be held responsible for any stomach complications that might arise due to Echi delight.


Now, this put kurian on the defensive and he became rather silent. arun made a blog post as well and kurian seemed to be on an all time low. Kurian finally created a blog and totally damaged arun in it. Now kurain and arun both had blogs and i was vetti. now a vetti mind is devil's workshop. So yours truly left a comment on kurians blog as arun, and left kurian's 'reply' comment in arun's blog.
As arun on kurian:
dai stop doing it da. Just now spoke to her, she was very upset and she wanted me to tell you to delete it.
As kurian in arun's blog:
dai never knew she will get that upset, and why did u leave a comment, you could have sent a SMS.

now both were under damage control mode and both deleted the comments. But i was in prime form, i created a Kurian, you are owned flash presentation. Now dear job loudmouth was on an all time low. so i decided to make it upto him so as usual just entertainment Unltd ;)
Dear Mr. Arun S,
Our randomized search bot, has discovered one or more pages/website/blog created by you which contains explicit contents about one or more of our products:

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=13199025 http://itsarun.wordpress.com/2006/05/08/yecha-his-ichaa-tamil-english-hindi%e2%80%a6-plz/

Just Entertainment Unltd, owns all rights on its product EcHa Coffee (tm). Publishing about Just Entertainment Unltd, or any of its product with out prior knowledge, is deemed a criminal act liable to upto 5 years imprisonment or fine of $20,000 or both.
Your Disclaimer in one or more of the above mentioned websites does not cover you from any consequences that might arise from mentioning of our products.
We demand that you:
1. either right a disclaimer apologizing for the defamation of our products in all of your websites.
2. you shall have to add the following code at the end of all the disclaimers : AIMLOAOF
3. you shall reply to this mail with a written apology to the board of directors of Just Entertainment Unltd.
We give you a time limit of 24hrs to complete these changes. on any further delay, we will be forced to press criminal charges against you, under the cyber jurisdiction you reside.
Yours sincerely,
Joe D Michels,
jr. Senior Attorney in law,
For, Just Entertainment Unltd.

now here is were i made a mistake. i use the same email id for orkut and arun is smart. prompt i got a reply,
dai kaushik.. enna idhu,, chinna pilla thanama??
innum nee valarave illaiya.. velaiya paaru da damage started here.

i on the mean time had writen something like this in the bus community.

Starting This Week We will kalaichify a person of the group intensely, the person must take it in the right spirit and be a sport. To satisfy all of your sadistic tastes this week we start with none other than Yours truly: Kausikram So start Kalaichifying me
Now this was a bad time to do this and sure enough arun and kurian made a kootani and its now simply my turn. Chipy's scrap will give you a good idea: chips: heheh........god things gettin outts control...... lol lol...... heard smthn was conspired against u..... jus take precautions dood.... ======================================
On a serious note, yours truly has been named mask of sorrow, for i do not reveal my name a certain anon has been hitting on me calling me a sadist and a poltroon. the person wrote:
A bit of trivia abt d guy who calls himself ”mark isuac” ....tis guy was masquerading himself until recently and ppl hold ur thoughts…..coz he’s no ”mask of zorro” who ‘ll come whipping thro d air on his horse to save u frm d villainess....on d contrary is a poltroon(soupsticks reference to it..."men can pay sink choclate krab") who disguises himself in another identity to conduct “blog-wars”and to spit venom on his frnd’s back .pity d graveyard he’s gonna b buried(coz beware ppl he’ll open a ghost-blogger’s forum n haunt u even thr..)

well men can pay sink choclate krab anagram's to chickens cannot play bakra on me. its true i called of a bakra on a certain miss.x cos i felt that it would not be nice and what do i get? i am a chicken. and regarding "to spit venom on his frnd’s back".. well a certain miss.x once wrote a post about a friend and then she deleted it ..well i am not that sort, i write something i keep it, and i leave the person to comment on the posts, all my readers know that i speak my mind out, if i want to call someone a bastard i would do so straight on his face. whenever i blog about someone i make sure that the someone knows about the blog. now i expected miss.x to come to my rescue but what do i get? miss.x wants me to fight, oh hella yeah! i will fight!! [wanted to link you on to this page girl, but i wont there is still some good left in me ;) ]

Kurian and Arun, i apologize for the lil koothu i played and both of you came out of it clean. Man am i proud of my seniors ;). you both rock and definitely treat after exams.

is any body interested in a road trip to vellore. it will be a cycling expedition for 3 days starting 4th week of june. Those who are interested can join in ;) we have a wiki for it you can leave a comment here and we will email the password to you, enroll your name in it and ya spread the word through the blog.... all are welcome.
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