>i had joined SASTRA, tanjore, before i came and joined velammal, this is what i wrote two years ago, about my brief stint with hostel life, thought i should post it after i read vani's post on her hostel situation

HOSTELitis

Symptoms

- You start looking silly
-you loose your smartness
-you start eating a diet meant for the monkeys in the zoo
-you do not sleep in the night( no its not bcos of gals there r NO gals in college boyz hostel remember )
-you start trying out new dishes at the hotel outside and even khaka biriyani seems 2 taste gr8


accompanied disease

rag-a-toris
idiotics
seniors-r-smartis
R.G-ritis (Relative Grading)
juniors-go-no-where-ia

SYNOPSIS

A new disease is spreading in and around college hostels....it seems to be an endemic disease restricted to the area in and around engineering college hostels...hence it will be called hostelitis
it is caused due to several factors....
though it does not have a major effect, HOMESICKNESS is one of the primary things that start this disease....this is a funguy disease ...(ok 4 gals it is funGAL) the main FUNGUYs who cause and sustain this disease are termed SENIORa MECHanics (the other funguys SENIORa E-circuitis and SENIORa InformaTics are found to be more of a nuisance than dangerous) .... the funguys would make you look like an idiot in the public....a thing that should be noticed is that this disease is restricted 2 the I year students alone and the worst hit are the people from I MECH ...... this disease is mainly restricted to boys ....it does not affect gals so much bcos this funguys have no way by which they can reach the gals hostel due to an immune system to be discussed later .....but rumors are around that a new funGAL disease is also on the loose......
a new immune system called the Dean's code of college regulations have been invented to cure and prevent this disease ...the system includes the following
no cell phones (not even pencil boxes which resembles one)
no chatting with gals
no yahoo messenger
no roaming after 4:31(the coll gets oer by 4:30)
and nothing to do with seniors
this new vaccine com immune system proved to b worse than the disease it self.....

as a patient i my self have done intensive research on this disease my findings will be reported as and when i find time. for now what i have discovered is that the disease is not preventable but definitely curable by having a few words with the funGUYs

for the time being good bye....
(the in charge is already getting up to pass over a new dose of the dean's vaccine ..... so....OH GOD HE HAS STARTED IT ....I AM OFF)


P.S now you understand why i ran away from SASTRA. NOW currently in velammal 'school' of engineering ....but thank god, at least at home.