(in no particular order:)
1) if you havent been to the eliots beach, and spent hours on together looking to ogle over that ever elusive beauty who always leaves when you come or who always comes when you leave.
2) been aimlessly walking over the floors of spencer plaza to buy a gift for hundred rupeess after spending a good 200 on parking charges.
3) if you havent been to ranganathan street to buy your deepavali clothes well aware that even if you do get a life time guarantee on your purchased garment you will not have any guarantee that you might return whom alive without being crushed to death.
4) if you havent driven in the ECR irrespective of the fact that the vehicle you drive may be a TVS 50 which any wizened old pantaloon would overtake by walk.
5) if you havent burst crackers at 4 in the morning on deepavali day even though you are perfectly aware that you are breaking the law by bursting it before 6.
6) you have made tons of pongal on mattu pongal and havent found any cow to feed it.
7) you discussed core C programming at parthasarathy koil kalyanautsavam and discuused ramayana over pizza and still manged to insist upon the fact that sita for all you know might have been rama's brother daughter.
8) you have ordered for hot degree coffee and before that ordered for the hindu to be ported to your room irrespective of which ever place in the world you travel to.
9) if you havent commented on the political scenario even though your only previous experience in commenting lies in those anonymous comments that you made on blogs of narcissistic egomaniacs.
now here is the catch you may be forgiven and may even be accepted as a chennai vaasi without doing any o the above deeds but you surely will not be taken on as a chennai resident had you not
10) had mulaga bajji at subbaiya's.
P.S i am not subbiya's online marketing agent. Nevertheless i like his bajji's.
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1) if you havent been to the eliots beach, and spent hours on together looking to ogle over that ever elusive beauty who always leaves when you come or who always comes when you leave.
2) been aimlessly walking over the floors of spencer plaza to buy a gift for hundred rupeess after spending a good 200 on parking charges.
3) if you havent been to ranganathan street to buy your deepavali clothes well aware that even if you do get a life time guarantee on your purchased garment you will not have any guarantee that you might return whom alive without being crushed to death.
4) if you havent driven in the ECR irrespective of the fact that the vehicle you drive may be a TVS 50 which any wizened old pantaloon would overtake by walk.
5) if you havent burst crackers at 4 in the morning on deepavali day even though you are perfectly aware that you are breaking the law by bursting it before 6.
6) you have made tons of pongal on mattu pongal and havent found any cow to feed it.
7) you discussed core C programming at parthasarathy koil kalyanautsavam and discuused ramayana over pizza and still manged to insist upon the fact that sita for all you know might have been rama's brother daughter.
8) you have ordered for hot degree coffee and before that ordered for the hindu to be ported to your room irrespective of which ever place in the world you travel to.
9) if you havent commented on the political scenario even though your only previous experience in commenting lies in those anonymous comments that you made on blogs of narcissistic egomaniacs.
now here is the catch you may be forgiven and may even be accepted as a chennai vaasi without doing any o the above deeds but you surely will not be taken on as a chennai resident had you not
10) had mulaga bajji at subbaiya's.
P.S i am not subbiya's online marketing agent. Nevertheless i like his bajji's.
Technorati Tags: chennai, bajji, life,